Second holiday of the day

World Kidney Day

As the Fark submitter says, "Today is World Kidney Day. If you didn't wake up groggy in a bathtub full of ice, well, you didn't get with the program"

And the way I look at it, if there's no Candy Mountain than there just is no point. Maybe I'm just a non-believer. Shuuuuuuuunnn.