What do you read, my lord?

Faith - n. the belief in the unbelievable, attested to by the undetectable, supported by the unarguable. It is practically applied to making, holding, and propagating claims and justifying acts that defy: common sense, good judgement, great bodies of ethical work, and standards of courteousy and kindness. It is also the basis for faith-based governance.

Logic - n. the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human understanding. The smallest indivisible part of logic is the syllogism, consisting of two premises and a conclusion:
-Major Premise: All asses have a good head of hair.
-Minor Premise: The President has a good head of hair.
-Conclusion: The President is an ass.
Incidently, the form of reasoning here is fallacious even when all three statements are true. This demonstrates logic's strengths.

...via Devil's Dictionary Defiled