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08 February 2007

What do you read, my lord?

Faith - n. the belief in the unbelievable, attested to by the undetectable, supported by the unarguable. It is practically applied to making, holding, and propagating claims and justifying acts that defy: common sense, good judgement, great bodies of ethical work, and standards of courteousy and kindness. It is also the basis for faith-based governance.

Logic - n. the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human understanding. The smallest indivisible part of logic is the syllogism, consisting of two premises and a conclusion:
-Major Premise: All asses have a good head of hair.
-Minor Premise: The President has a good head of hair.
-Conclusion: The President is an ass.
Incidently, the form of reasoning here is fallacious even when all three statements are true. This demonstrates logic's strengths.

...via Devil's Dictionary Defiled

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does this mean you think I am stupid? :(

Astatine said...

no, it means that i believe differently than you. and how i think there is no reason for an organization. but you also know that one of the reasons i love you is b/c i can't begin to undertand the way you think or the reasons for it. and hun, it's a tongue in cheek definition. you're smarter in so many ways more than me it's impossible to count. :)