Like Human Gumbys!

Wow. The things people come up with to compete against. Notice there are only 2 competitors. Maybe this would be a better baqttle if instead of picking up glasses it was a contest of forging a check while in each of the increasingly hard positions. or plsying pick-up-sticks.

And no, this is not jealousy. While it is admirable the ability these girls have, I much prefer my broken non-bendy body than having such complete control over it I need to dress up in ice-skating uniforms and show my camel toe to the world through the ever well-paying venue of Youtube.