Freudian?

My mother: I must have missed this...I didn't know you had these.

Me, earlier email: As for interviews, one cancelled b/c he found a new job, which is nice b/c it means one less interview, and unless the other 4 knock my cocks off, I'll probably hire...

I think there is a point in your over-protective parents eyes when you become an adult and finally share things like this back to you. It made me laugh to tears.

Side note, it'd be great of Blogger understood that the majority of the world does actually spell it cancelled and not canceled. Stop trying to spell it incorrectly for me, damnit.