Emotastic!

"I don't like parties where everyone has fun. I don't want to dance and be cheerful, I'd much rather sit in a corner and mope as it's what I'm good at".

Just when it seems like emo hasn't invaded culture enough, the popularization of "crying clubs" allows people to join together, show their goth side, and cry in public. Sometimes, even with the help of onions to start a person off. This is about the time someone needs to walk in, slap each person across the face and tell them to grow a pair and man up. Or, at least, quit acting like a sissy.

After all, with enough booze, most of these people would get to this point of self-realization where crying would be induced. This is just condoning it, something that should not be rewarded with profit.