Stereotyping by Favorite Indie Band

Fleet Foxes
Hopelessly patchy beard growers.

TV On The Radio
Politically-correct hipsters.

Radiohead
Everyone.

Tegan & Sara
Lesbians and guys who firmly believe that when there are two girls on stage together, there is a 63% chance of them making out.

St. Vincent
Feminists.

So, amazingly, some stereotypes are incorrect. Hate Radiohead, lack a beard, not politically correct, not cool enough to be a hipster, lacking the desire to be a feminist, and not a lesbian.

Or maybe I just haven't found the right girl, and the rest will all fix themselves as well, beard included. :)