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17 October 2007

Jewsh quotes

"I'm Jewish and I can say that the fact that 14,000 '69 Chargers dies in the Dukes of Hazard series is more depressing than the Holocaust. Because we can make new Jews. Hell, I've got 300 million betwixt my legs right now."

followed shortly by....

"What can I say, I know how to talk to women. I'm a smooth talker."

Having retarded friends is great. Go Josh!


Michael-Joseph said...

Ahaha, Oh how his retardation is missed. Though not so much as the faces you make at him when he spouts of retardation.