I am a Gemini

So it seems that astronomer Parke Kunkle has come forth saying that your zodiac sign is most likely incorrect due to the precession of the Earth. NASA has a section on their website for kids released in 2005 that shows there are actually 13 constellations in the zodiac instead of the standardized 12 and everyone has been using the wrong ones all of this time.

What I have concluded is that rather than being a very awful Cancer, I am now a very awful Gemini. Of course, I put as much stock into astrology governing my fate as I do unicorns really being horses that have had cosmetic surgery. Or, you know, real, and changing overnight.