Nightmarish Robots

Robots from Hell brought to you by Gizmodo. I get the purpose of why most of the robots look the way they do, but did they have to make the Cabbage Patch Kid into the most frightening thing ever? Glowing eyes and that horrific screeching sound?

By the way, if technology keeps advancing like this, I expect my robot body sometime soon. But please, not like any of these.