Roboboots

Ew ew ew ew ew

Some things in life are just too disgusting to really even think about. Introducing the Mayogarita, brought to the ever inventive of gross foods, Japan.

Why Radiohead? Ever?

SEATTLE - A woman attacked a karaoke singer belting out Coldplay on Thursday night, telling him he ``sucked'' before she pushed and punched him to get him to stop singing, bar staff said.

This is why you sing karaoke at home. Or make damn well sure you have a great voice. After hanging out with my friend Scot a few times at McCarty's and always being blessed by karaoke night, I have to say I would side with the woman in this case.

Even the Microsoft Ads are Good!

Stardust 2007 Montage

I've always had a penchant for Stardust's advertising style. They use vectors correctly, have a strong imagination, nothing moves too slowly, and the colors and music are the overwhelming in the videos compared to the product. so this montage of their ads so far of 2007 is wonderful. Plus, it features one of the hottest men alive. :)

Oracle of Starbucks

The Oracle of Starbucks Personality Test

My results:

Personality type: Asshat

You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink triple espresso are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.

Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better


..via Neatorama

Science is Great

iPhone, Wiimote, or newborn baby: which has the best built-in accelerometer?

...via Kottke

Time to Move

The Annual Texas Redneck Games

Oh the things that make me proud of living in the Lone Star State.....

Better than Aerobics

Queen's Radio Gaga brought to you by prisoners. Yes, the same ones who did Thriller, complete with scary looking male prison bitch.

But, you know, with Queen.

Better than Aerobics

Queen's Radio Gaga brought to you by prisoners. Yes, the same ones who did Thriller, complete with scary looking girl prison bitch.

But, you know, with Queen.

Things that make me happy

I never knew it was possible to combine that much offense into such a hilarious comedic package. Kudos Cyanide & Happiness. Kudos.