Better ways to spend you time

First become a failure, then become this guy

Cheaper than drugs, better for the body. Man trying to pedal for 100 hours straight on a stationary bike. All so his name goes into Guinness.

..Or, you could get a damn job.

One idea of Hell

"Your consciousness stays alert in your body after you die and you have an itch you can't ever scratch."

Thanks for that perspective. Even if I tried to poke holes in it.

Flash Mobs

Saw something like this a few weeks ago, but the extended version is definitely better.

Cheers to that

By the way, my birthday is this next weekend. Help me decide what to do.

I've kept all my brain cells!!!

Just not my short-term memory...

This past weekend

Fantastic food. More friends than I thought possible around. Gallons of free scotch. The most comfortable bed ever. Miles of walking in the hotel between the rooms and banquet halls. Phrases to mock for years to come. Hundreds of pictures. Hilarious toasts, more so b/c of the sincerity. Dancing. People from out of town. Really strong shower water pressure (ours at home kinda dribbles). Uncomfortable shoes. Lilac dresses. Bottles of wine. No hangover. Slabs of meat. Cake throwing. Karaoke. View of my work but no phone calls. Flowers everywhere. Shots of Jager. Extremely high and hilarious crass levels.


Greg's wedding was epic. :)

Wine in Bourbon

“It’s really something you haven’t tasted before,” he said. “You don’t drink it and say, ‘This is bourbon with a little chardonnay in it.”’

I don't really understand...

Jibberish

i never become a better person
i miss my sister
i do not want to go to work tomorrow
i drank a bottle of bull wine tonight
i had more important things to do
i am listening to nightwish right now
i should go to bed
i am alone as he is out at a bachelor party
i painted my nails to keep from biting/tearing them off
i paid to have my hair cut for the first time in 10 years
i talked to ja' on the phone last night for an hour and a half
i am sleepy
i am nostalgic
i will push anyone off a cliff to achieve more personally.

London 2012

Even teenagers, the intended target audience for the trendy design, have railed against it, according to one insider.



...thank god this atrocisty is over until they create something looking even more like their teeth.