Morons vs Grammar Nazi

From an email today: "We are loosing business".

Seriously, this has to be one form of kryptonite for me. It makes me want to jab my pen into my temple and perform a self-lobotomy. Or manhandle a dictionary down the throat of every fool who misuses this word. Click the picture to see how I am not alone.

Also reminds me of the other old comic.

To continue along the WTF route of the night..

You catch the ortolan with a net spread up in the forest canopy. Take it alive. Take it home. Poke out its eyes and put it in a small cage. Force-feed it oats and millet and figs until it has swollen to four times its normal size. Drown it in brandy. Roast it whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Bring it to the table. Place a cloth—a napkin will do—over your head to hide your cruelty from the sight of God. Put the whole bird into your mouth, with only the beak protruding from your lips. Bite. Put the beak on your plate and begin chewing, gently. You will taste three things: First, the sweetness of the flesh and fat. This is God. Then, the bitterness of the guts will begin to overwhelm you. This is the suffering of Jesus. Finally, as your teeth break the small, delicate bones and they begin to lacerate your gums, you will taste the salt of your own blood, mingling with the richness of the fat and the bitterness of the organs. This is the Holy Spirit, the mystery of the Trinity—three united as one. It is cruel. And beautiful.

Never Again....

...Do I want to hear someone call me damaged.

Parts I liked:
Translation for Japanese product better than German short
Reddish girl fell way down deep into the snow and then discovered Grandmother's house is fired!
CHIMZTS pig cut in half and happy boy next to him
Child on the conveyor belt of doom
CHIMZYS apparently made from all the animals on the ark
Box of Japanese food appearing over the dead bodies like the wolves gained a level in a video game
Muppet Hyenas



..and they bathed in their blood and ate much meat.

Now Amanda and Jewsh can practice again!

Hey, Jews! Isn't it hard remembering all the different blessings there are to say before eating different things? Don't you wish there was some shortcut through them to get to the food when you're hungry? Boy, your mother should be ashamed of you. But I'm not your mother, so here's something to help.

The Say-a-Blessing keychain can get through those pesky blessings for you with the push of a button for whatever type of food you're about to eat (except pork and shellfish for some odd reason), allowing you to cut to the chase without pissing off the big man upstairs. Everybody wins? Oy vey.

The ridiculousness never stops it seems, as long as a buck can be made.

..via Gizmodo

Unamerican.com

Pacifism kicks ass/Devo was right/America eats its young/Show me the way/The product is you/Angry, young and poor/Your whole system sucks/Traitor/Twentynothings/McDonald's isn't food/Unleash infinity/Gimme gimme food stamps/Adults are dumb/My world is cold and without hope/Reboot America/Pigs vs People/Embrace violence/Capitalism kills me/I know I'm right

I Like Gadgets

"Are you typing as fast as you can? Type faster! The faster you type, the brighter the USB Think Light will get. It has an LED inside, so it won't sap too much energy out of your USB port, and you can turn it off when you get sick of feeling like a hamster on a treadmill. This mindless challenge will cost you $15."

Feel free to buy me one. I type crazy fast sometimes and I want to see if it can make it asplode to death. Or to see just how lazy I type when it decides not to light up at all.

Toys make the gray day better

I swear Japan has all the coolest toys and accessories. Gizmodo is featuring Drunken Salarymen Cellphone Charms. The two shown here, crying and stripping are my favorites, but I know that Dave prefers the toilet charm. No matter the choice, all of these are incredibly awesome. I'm not so sure I would hang it from my cell phone since I tend to break things, but I want these to hang all about my cube, no matter the impression I would portray.
Also, this site is just awesome. They even have Dragon Quest slimes!!!

Thanks Dave for this amazing find!

I'm bloody sick of rain

Gentlemen, contain yourself. I understand it is a daunting task, with such fine specimens about. Above are four of the finest gay men in Dallas, all looking for love or fun. Don't all rush them at once.

In truth, I amazed at some of the websites I find myself looking at whenever Michael is over. From now on, let us keep our conversation confined to how Taba is no longer hot to you. :)

Prohibition Did not work the First Time

"We don't drink whiskey;
We don't drink wine;
We think that beer tastes
Like turpentine;
We sing out loudly though we are small
Only bad people drink alcohol."

Welcome to the world of Donnie Johnson's small demented brain. And his poorly written diatribe.

Brilliance

LEGO artist Nathan Sawaya

I am still wondering why the hell this is on CNN.